Top Ten Computer Games

This could cause some contraversy, but lets go with it.

A special mention goes to Pipe Mania – VARIOUS, Actua Soccer – PSX, Worms – Various and of course, Squeak – Atari! who were JUST SHORT of making the list.

10.) WWF Warzone/Attitude/Smackdown – WWE Raw vs Smackdown etc  PLAYSTATION
For the time where people weren’t ashamed to like wrestling we should all at some point have enjoyed playing at least one of these and just loving throwing people through the Hell In A Cell!

9.) Super Smash Brothers – VARIOUS CONSOLES
Although I don’t own it, or play it much, I can appreciate the best bringing together of characters since the Justice League of America.

8.) Spyro The Dragon – PLAYSTATION
Because it never really seemed to end! A Game that lasts a lifetime… literally! haha

7.) Championship/Football Manager – PC
Anyone who has played this at 3 in the morning and taken their local club to the top of the premiership will know how brilliant the graphics are in this. Interesting story, Italian Under 21 manager 10 years or so ago, didn’t recognise some of the england players in the squad, so the manager got his version of championship manager so he could check their stats.

6.) Pokemon Stadium N64 AND Pokemon Blue/Red/Yellow NOT anymore.
It’s live active pokemon battling! WOWS!

5.) Fifa/Pro Evo – PLAYSTATION
They are the same game, and everyone has their favourites, so don’t get into a big debate on which is better. Simple thing is they both achieve the same goal, you can beat your mates just as well on either of them.

4.) Singstar/Buzz – PLAYSTATION
Hilarious interactive gameplay at its best! Singstar is always an amazing predrink ritual if you do it just right!

3.)Mario Party – VARIOUS
Epic bastardly game! Its just everything someone needs in a board game in the form of a computer game! Perfect 😀

2.) Sonic The Hedgehog – Mega Drive + Various
Sonic beats Mario in my opinion, like the Pro Evo vs Fifa debate, Sonic will always retain its epic amazingness for me, as Sega was before Nintendo for me. Catching rings has never been more fun!

1.) Crash Bandicoot – PLAYSTATION
Whether you are Crash, or Coco, on land, on jet skis, on a polar bear, a kart or a dinosaur. Crash Bandicoot has it all! It’s the perfect platform game of strategy and skill, and ALWAYS great fun to waste a sunday afternoon with.

Top Ten Things That Annoy Me

(Side note. Things do not count as people who annoy me.)

1) Pringles Tins not being wide enough.

How many people have to tilt the tube so that you have to pull out the last few hundred pringles! It’s quite annoying! especially when you just get crumbs pouring all over the place 😦

2) People on msn.

Especially people who I speak to, they say, oh I’m just going to bed, and are on msn for another hour at least. Mildly inciting hatred.

3) Pubs who serve obviously flat drinks.

It doesn’t matter if you swill it around you stupid cow its still flat! the head will disappear quicker than Blues’ promotion hopes if you don’t SORT IT OUT.

4) is People who forget

Facebook statuses are witty places of reference and humour. Not people forgetting the use of the word is! Roger is I wish I could fly does NOT make sense… silly people!

5) It’s YOUR turn.

People playing online scrabble that don’t have their turn in ages, or similarly people who don’t wall you back in time.

6) But you added ME.

People who add you to msn and then demand to know who you are, even though they added you, they have no idea that they did that, and are stupidly held accountable for the following BLOCK function.

7) It’s gone cold.

Making an amazing cup of tea and forgetting its there. Damn you fiendishly tall cups!

8) What made blutac unsticky?

I put posters on my wall as soon as I got here yet they randomly fall off the wall. What the fuck is up with that?!

9) We get the idea!

Excessive PDAs. WE GET THE FUCKING IDEA YOU GUYS ARE IN cough *love* cough AND THAT DOESN’T NEED TO BE PLASTERED EVERYWHERE!

10) No, I am right, look here is how I am… oh, right. Ooops

People who are surprised at the fact they might actually be wrong. You are arrogant dicks and I hate you all.

Next: Top Ten Things That I Love.

The Top Ten Films Guys are allowed to cry at.

This is not a film for guys to well up and pour chunks out of their eyes, but perhaps a sly sob, or a deep emotional understanding of what’s going on. Crying with Laughter does not count.

10.) The Phantom Of The Opera – Let’s face it, we’ve all had a girl love us but still not be with us, this has a big “I love you but only as a brother” killer moment.

9.) The Shawshank Redemption – I challenge any guy to watch that film without feeling that hugely brilliant scene of Andy and Red meeting on the beach right at the end… not tear worthy, but enough to choke one with happiness.

8.) It’s a Wonderful Life – A pure emotion that personifies Christmas Spirit, a film that defines wonderful, and I think everyone sheds at least single tear when the bell goes off at the end.

7.) Armaggedon – He drew the short straw, we knew he was doomed. Bruce Willis hated him. And then in the ultimate self sacrifice he saved him from the short straw and let his daughter be happy. Tears for a good father here I think.

6.) Saving Private Ryan – At all costs… and there were costs indeed… great stuff.

5.) The Green Mile – see it.

4.) The Pursuit of Happyness – Spelled deliberately wrong. No child should ever see their father as poor, as pathetic, and as unlucky as Will Smith was. Spending a night in a train toilet is a big emotional wrench.

3.) The Lion King – Let’s face it, Disney outdid itself on this one. Mufasa’s death was one of the saddest moments in a cartoon since Bambi’s mother was shot. But Lion King stays sad with age, no boy would ever want to see that happen. Gutting stuff =(.

2.) Cast Away – A film with a tragic but predictable ending, such a blunt ending makes one realise the actual brilliance of how the director made us upset when a Volleyball called Wilson just floated away. And the excellence of watching Tom Hanks redeliver that package he never opened.

1.) Field Of Dreams – No boy wants to have his father not be proud of him, ultimate tear jerker as he finally gets to play catch with his dad… wonderful stuff.

Next time Top Ten Signs That you aren’t a kid anymore.

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